Monday, December 04, 2006

Vivian Id

Okay, so it’s not the best drag name I've ever thought up (see below) but not too shabby. This name would all depend on it's delivery to show how glam you are. . .

"Pleasure to meet you my dahhhlink," you would say with your hand stretched out to be kissed.

"The pleasure is all mine. My name is Matt. And you are...?"

"Vivian Id, Sweetie. Vivian Id. but you may call me Viv."

Let them figure it out. Besides it will test the gentlemen you meet. If they quickly respond with a knowing gesture or chortle, then you've got a keeper, wrap your arm around his until his wife shows up. Any one that heartily laughs out loud is, no doubt, in awe of you and worth a little sycophantic time until something else sparks your interests but dismiss the philistine that puzzle at your name. Dismiss him at once.

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