Tess Tickles

A girl with a sense of humor... and cojones.

One of the most fun loving girls around, a pleasure at any party, Ms. Tickles loves any sort of riddle or joke; the bluer the better. ...but step on her tiara or correct her grammar and it is OVER. Once her panties are in a twist you betta get out tha way 'cause Tess is gon get Testi.

Rhoda Dendron

Watching a nature documenty I thought of this fabulous drag name, but alas a quick google search shows its in use. So Ms. Dendron, whomever you are, drop me a line and we'll meet for drinks.

Tara Dactyl

This drag name is currently on loan to some snatch in Atlanta. Her pink dress, pink wig, and pink tights won't hide her Neanderthal behavior. And while her drag queen knowledge is pre-historic, she definitely knows fire and she'll burn your ass if you say one more god-dammed thing to her! So back the fuck up and let her Pink ass through.

Sam Sung

Sam Sung is a fabulous, techno-savvy, Nintendo-playing, Karaoke-loving, over-accessorized teen from the trendy streets of Tokyo. Never without her iPhone, bluetooth and the latest techno gadget, Sam Sung speaks perfect Engrish, though strangely enough, with a Valley Girl accent.

I know, she's not the most socially adjusted girl but she is fun to have around when you're throwning an Asian themed party.

Lucy Furslover

Oh, I can see Lucy Furslover now with a big, bright, red wig, mini-skirt and fuck-me pumps, litterally, from hell.

No need for the obvious pitchfork or tail. . . naw, that would be too obvious. Lucy would definately have to be young and HOT! And while I'm hotter than hell, this mama ain't the young spit of a thing she used to be. Which just means I'll have rent the name out. ...but only to the most deserving drag-o-licious bitch out there. So, let me know if you think you can handle the name. But, just be prepared to prove it 'cause girrrrl, you gonna have to WORK it.

Vivian Id

Okay, so it’s not the best drag name I've ever thought up (see below) but not too shabby. This name would all depend on it's delivery to show how glam you are. . .

"Pleasure to meet you my dahhhlink," you would say with your hand stretched out to be kissed.

"The pleasure is all mine. My name is Matt. And you are...?"

"Vivian Id, Sweetie. Vivian Id. but you may call me Viv."

Let them figure it out. Besides it will test the gentlemen you meet. If they quickly respond with a knowing gesture or chortle, then you've got a keeper, wrap your arm around his until his wife shows up. Any one that heartily laughs out loud is, no doubt, in awe of you and worth a little sycophantic time until something else sparks your interests but dismiss the philistine that puzzle at your name. Dismiss him at once.

Diane Gough-Tuehelle

Although I'm still playing with the spelling of the last name (TuElle? Tuohel?), if and when I join the sisterhood, this will be my name. MINE. If I see any dizzy queen out and about using this name regardless of the spelling (without proof they've been using it at least since Halloween 2004) I will snatch her wig off so fast, it'll make keep her sober for a year. And that's one serious threat for us drag queens.